drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

(via idontlikeyouijustwanttomakeout)

Posted 1 hour ago

theclearlydope:

OR IS IT a typo?

pleatedjeans:

worst typo ever? via

When I can’t fit into clothes from freshman year anymore

Posted 4 hours ago

(Source: thenastygal)

Posted 5 hours ago

nakedorange:

adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. 

this video kills me every time

(Source: itsfunnytome)

(Source: bludshake, via 10000steps)

slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

(via rnackenzie)

Posted 5 hours ago